"The internet is a gay bar Darkeh, that gay bar is our enemy, but when you're inside, you look around you see admins, moderators, players, webby designers, the very minds of the people we're trying to save, but until we do, these people are still a part of that gay bar and that makes them our enemy.

You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged and many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the gay bar, that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me Darkeh, or were you looking at rooney in a pink thong? look again...
This? This isn't the internet?

No... its another training program designed to teach you one thing, if you are not one of us, then you are one of them

What are they?

Gay cheating n00bs, they can move in and out of any server still hotwired to the internet, that means that any person that has not been to the hickarena, is potentially a cheating cunt, inside the internet they are everyone and they are no-one"

There comes a time in a gamers life when he can own all possible forms of AI. There is one answer: To venture out into the Internet for more challenging foe. But, before long he will be able to battle no longer, he has lag. There is one alternative: LAN. No ping, no loz0rz, just pure gaming heaven.
Hickarena is just that. A collection of the deadliest, hardest and gayest gamers around. So let us go forth and frag!